Asterios Kills a Kid | Privacy


Hey there. I’m Jesse; the guy who designed this site.

I’m not a privacy nut, but I want your money, so I’ve made privacy a core part of this site. Here are some of the measures I’ve taken to keep your data secure:

  • We do not use cookies, at all. If we ever do need to use cookies in the future (for example to let Patreon users log into the site directly to access bonus episodes), it will be *opt-in*.
  • We don't shovel your data into Google's servers. We also avoid embedding share links and facebook comment sections that follow you across the Internet tracking your every move.
  • We do collect analytics, but we do it locally using the privacy-focused platform Matomo (formerly Piwik). Speaking of...
  • Do not track? Okay! If you've enabled "Do Not Track" in your browser, we won't collect any data on you. Not that you need to worry about it because...
  • We do not store your full IP address. We only store the first two bytes of a user's IP address. So if your IP address is 123.456.789.012, we'll store 123.456.XXX.XXX. What does that mean? It means it's a pain in the ass for us to tell even what continent you're in. We have to guess where our fans are based on their browser language. It sucks. But we love you, so.

Anyway, if you appreciate the effort, consider throwing your cash at the guy who pays me, over on Patreon.

If you have any questions or concerns you can let me know in the form below.