Asterios Kills a Kid | Episode 5: Big. Soft. Cushiony.
Episode 5: Big. Soft. Cushiony.
July 18, 2018
To Catch a Thrift-Shop-Owner, getting mean taunts out of your orbit, and what to do when you discover your teacher’s twitter account.
Producer Jesse here! Why don’t you take a seat right over there? It’s time we had a talk about who’s a bigger pedo: Asterios or Sriracha. Debate it in the comments or leave a message on our voicemail line*… just remember to stay classy.
How did we get on this topic? Well it all started with a question from listener PGAYSSS555.
— PGAYSSS555, 15
If you’re trying to understand what this has to do with paedophilia I can’t help you. You’re really gonna have to just listen to the episode. Next question!
— Sofa Kid, 12
Being the fat kid is like being the bicycle shed of middle school: an easy target that everyone can (and will) weigh in on. Asterios has some tips on how to stay a boring target, while Sriracha suggests finding another better target.
Speaking of targets, this next kid seems to have found the perfect one… but what should he do?
— Jack, 14
This is usually the part where I summarize our hosts’ advice, but they mostly just talked memes (and Spanish). Good luck Jack!
Do you have a question for Asterios and Sriracha? Drop it on our Submit Question page.
And if you have any advice for these kids let us know in the comments!
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