Asterios Kills a Kid | Episode 4: Positivity: Fake It Til You Make It
Episode 4: Positivity: Fake It Til You Make It
May 10, 2018
When they’re not helping kids untangle their spaghetti brain, or getting them more views on YouTube, Asterios and Sriracha are helping mold our future cult leaders.
Producer Jesse here! I’d just like to take a moment to thank everyone for submitting so many great (and sometimes horrifying) questions. If you’d like to get in on the fun, visit our submit question page.
This episode had a lot of firsts. We received our first voicemail, our first follow-up email, and for the first time in AKAK history, our hosts are given a question about something that they actually have experience handling: clinical depression.
— Spaghetti, 14
Asterios and Sriracha rattle off solutions like a couple of seasoned experts, before finally returning to topics they don’t know all that much about.
This next question is about creating funny content with mass appeal.
— Noah, 9
Asterios and Sriracha teach Noah the real trick to success on YouTube. It’s not about quality. It’s not about originality. It’s all about that SEO.
For an example of good SEO game, look no further than www.asterioskillsakid.com! Here are the top five google search queries that got our site to pop up on google:
Finally, here’s a question from a kid who’s itching to get an assault charge.
— George, 14
Asterios and Sriracha try to steer George away from directly assaulting these kids… and toward… manipulating them into fighting each…
Okay look, I want to be able to tell all my friends, “Hey, look at me! I’m working with these funny comedians! Isn’t this great?” But now I’ve gotta wait another month because you told a kid to do Fight Club but with IEP kids. Next time… let’s just do one episode that won’t give my mother a heart attack. Please? For Producer Jesse?
Do you have any advice for these kids? Let us know in the comments!
And if you have a question for Asterios and Sriracha, visit the Submit Question page.