Asterios Kills a Kid | Accessibility


Hey there. I’m Jesse; the guy who designed this site.

I’ve made it a personal challenge to myself to make not only accessible, but a pleasure to use no matter how you browse the web.

Yes, you! Whether you are…

  • Blind or visually impaired
  • Deaf or hearing impaired
  • Lacking access to high speed internet
  • Stuck using Internet Explorer 8 for some reason
  • Too old to give a shit about how hamburger menus work
  • Or if you just hate javascript & capitalism

… I want you to be able to enjoy my sexy, sexy site.

To do that, I need your help. If you notice anything that is broken, annoying to use, or missing, send me feedback using this form: